Thanks for popping over today. You’re here either because you’re a nosey parker or you’re vaguely curious about me and how I might be able to help you.
In case it’s the latter, here’s how I can help:
- I write copy that sparkles and shines
- I’m a lively, thorough writer capable of turning my hand to any subject
- I’m a conversation starter, twisted conversation starter
- I’m creative, but still grounded
- I can help you hone high quality marketing material that speaks to your audience
- I can take a brief
- I can save you time and money
- I’m a pleasure to work with
Approach with Caution if
- You are pun intolerant
- You’re determined to do dull work
- You’re not fond of interaction on the social web
- You’re too cheap to pay for quality
If that sounds like you, you probably won’t want to hire me.
Otherwise please have yourself a little gander around these here pages along the right sidebar, and drop me a line if anything takes your fancy.